Friday, April 1, 2011

We are the Official Website of Florida!

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Good news! In a press conference this coming Monday, Florida Senators Bill Nelson and Marco Rubio will announce in a bilateral agreement that we, Mopjockey.com, are the official website of Florida!!! OMG! Senator Nelson just called me up this morning to give me the good news and I had to tell you all about it right away! After I gushed for a while, I asked him why we were receiving such an honor, and guess what he said?

Go ahead, guess!


Because of all the websites whose owners live in Florida, this one, Mopjockey.com, has consistently garnered the most traffic and raised the most awareness of the solutions to the state's, country's, and world's problems.

Yeah, amazing, right? All a guy could ever want, and recognition for it too! Check out some of the reasons Bill enumerated:

The "Expose Yourself" articles, first and foremost.
Our local astronomy series, recently updated.
Our ever-popular To Your Health series, also recently updated.

And then there's all the celebrities I've met and whose careers I've boosted over the years, all the political commentary, and all the excellent, life-changing advice (which you can find listed by clicking on the appropriate article categories along the left side).

Now I have to pack for a quick trip up to Tallahassee, the state capital, where they'll present me with the award at a public ceremony, which I suspect will be attended by a certain former President from Florida, and I'll be up all night designing special site badges!

Thank you all for your support, and I'll see you on Monday! Those of you in the Daytona Beach area, come on down to the City Island Library at 12:15 tomorrow and you'll see J. W. Thompson speak about how to improve the size of your Facebook audience and get them interested in your books.

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More awesome and inspiring articles not published on the 91st day of the year:
Centennial Celebration
Breaking personal records is fun!
What makes for good TV?

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2 comments:

  1. Funny, right? Thanks to those who were brave enough to admit to being fooled. Anyone else want to come clean? I promise not to laugh at you really hard.

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  2. I'll never admit that you got me.

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